If I see one more blood orange, cranberry, or uber-beige white girl cross my path, I'm going to take my shoe off and beat her to death!!!
Dear older women, please stop wearing your granddaughters' outfit! Ancient implants, liver spots and varicose veins are NOT cute. Shoe!!!
Dear white women wearing halter tops, tan lines are NOT cute. That is all.
Dear black women, If I can tell you have a weave from a distance, You've done something wrong. Rethink that hot mess. That is all.
Dear grouchy old ppl, you've live a long life. Cheer the-hell up! If you don't want to be here, feel free to stop draining Social Security.
Dear heroin junkies that like to get their "lean" on, keep doing what you're doing. You provide endless fodder for those of us not hook on drugs. You're also used to teach our kids valuable lessons! Keep up the good work.
Dear college aged female who dress up to go to class, I'm all for looking your best in all situations, but hooker heels? Really?!?
Dear older blk ppl, the jheri curl is no longer acceptable. It is because of you that we have an oil shortage and gas prices are so high!!!
Dear ppl who honk or wave from a car as they see me walking down the street in the same direction as you and then keep on going, F@&! YOU!!!
Two "leaning" heroin addicts are fighting. Who wins??? The crackhead that just pushed them both over and robbed them!!! I love this city!!!